Calum Brown

Calum Brown
Carpet know-it-all
  1. Why we all ignore National Carpet Day

    An AI-rendered pencil sketch of the UN building in the background while a UN-branded Land Rover Defender 110  sits beneath the flags of each country, with the flags bearing their national carpet.

    You don't celebrate national carpet day? Chances are - that's because you've never heard of it... 

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  2. Why Brown Carpet Is Back, Baby

    A rendering of a 1970s living room with brown carpet, a coffee table and couches, while a Jaguar from The Sweeney is featured on the television.

    If you’re still scoffing at brown carpet akin to the comedic relief in a 70s cop drama, then you’re beh

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  3. Paws and Polypropylene! Why Our Carpet Is Best For Your Pets

    Paws and Polypropylene! Why Our Carpet Is Best For Your Pets

    By a man writing through clenched teeth and the faint scent of disinfectant, comes the information all

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